‹ Back
Perfect Behavior: A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

Owning includes offline reading and never expires.

Family Care

Perfect Behavior: A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in All Social Crises

Donald Ogden Stewart and Ralph Barton

135 pages~2 hr 41 min read108 chapters$4.99
Or read everything with NaturaRead Plus · $6.99/mo
▷ Read a sample

To secure the affections of a young lady, begin with a correct introduction: so runs the etiquette of courtship according to Donald Ogden Stewart, and it collapses into brilliant nonsense from there. His parody of manners manuals covers social crises with immaculate deadpan, from cards and flowers to the messages flowers send. By the future screenwriter of The Philadelphia Story. Etiquette, perfectly demolished.

Every copy includes a printable PDF edition, a beautifully typeset book you can print, mark up in the margins, and keep on your shelf. Yours the moment you own it.

Inside this book

108 chapters

  1. 1Perfect Behavior
  2. 2Illustrated by Ralph Barton
  3. 3A Guide for Ladies and Gentlemen in all Social Crises
  4. 4Contents
  5. 5CONTENTS
  6. 6CHAPTER ONE: THE ETIQUETTE OF COURTSHIP
  7. 7A FEW WORDS ABOUT LOVE
  8. 8CORRECT INTRODUCTIONS; HOW TO MAKE THEM
  9. 9CARDS AND FLOWERS
  10. 10FLOWERS AND THEIR MESSAGE IN COURTSHIP
  11. 11RECEIVING AN INVITATION TO CALL
  12. 12THE ETIQUETTE OF TELEPHONING
  13. 13MAKING THE FIRST CALL
  14. 14CONVERSATION AND SOME OF ITS USES
  15. 15A PROPER CALL
  16. 16THE PROPOSAL PROPER
  17. 17CHAPTER TWO: THE ETIQUETTE OF ENGAGEMENTS AND WEDDINGS
  18. 18THE HISTORIC ASPECT

+ 90 more. The full contents open with the book.

More to explore

More in Family Care

See all
Every book, one price

Read it all with NaturaRead Plus

The whole catalogue for USD 6.99 per month. Or open all five apps with All-Access for USD 19.99 a month, or USD 149 a year.